So, my point is, if you play basketball, you’re gonna end up on a cereal box. If you sing in musicals, you’re gonna end up in my mom’s refrigerator.
there was once a time we laughed at chad’s mom
now we are chad’s mom
when they were prepping me for the surgery the nurse put one of those cloth hats over my head to keep the hair out of my face
she said “here’s your party hat”
and i was already trippin balls so I said
and wiggled around on the table like a gleeful slug
i think about this post sometimes and it makes me grin like a dope
A gift bestowed upon Aragorn from Arwen Evenstar, the Elvish daughter of king Elrond, this necklace will keep you safe on your journey. This version of the necklace glows bright blue when in the dark. Hung on a 22” chain. Sold on Etsy.